Hi there. My name's Aaron. I'm a secular Humanist, professional sick kid. 21 years old in rural Michigan.

 

My parents have let me have the house for myself for the weekend.

But I can’t enjoy is and relax because I’m paranoid about the thought of the fact that my parents might be here early to catch me doing something wrong. Like me lying in the living room with lots of trash everywhere and them be like “WHY IS THERE ALL THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE. WHY IS MY DOOR PARTIALLY OPEN. ARE YOU HIGH ON SOMETHING?.”

That’s a very stupid reason to be paranoid.